I have more otps than life ambitions

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

I think it was T.S. Eliot who talked about good poetry being felt before it’s understood. I believe that. There are some bands where I love their lyrics but I don’t have a clue what they’re on about.

Marcus Mumford

I’m tired. I thought I just needed a night’s sleep but it’s more than that.

lordoftheinternet:

never forget that loud rock n roll is the most important thing in the universe

ponderism